King Calamity

Oh good, I almost thought this was posted because it had been passed.  Thanks for linking the infographic thing, since I signed the petition and wrote a letter.

I'm hoping to join this, so I'll probably post a registration sometime soon.

Cherberthulu then realized that, now that he knew the laws of the universe, he could exploit them.

“Did he just... rhyme?”  Nina mumbled to herself, gagging a bit.  “Dammit, I get the feeling that the more time I spend with these people, the more I'll want to just leave them here to die.  Well, he wants to burn that nest, so his heart is in the right place, I suppose.”  Nina conjured a fireball about twice the normal size and turned to the man nice plan and irritating choice of words.  “Alright,” she yelled, “A-one, a-two, a-welcome to Hell!”  With that, Nina hurled the super-size fireball at the wasp nest, and proceeded to watch it burn gloriously, immolated wasps flying out and collapsing.

Sadly, Nina couldn't sit and admire the marvelous inferno for long.  It appeared that the woman who'd shouted at her earlier was determined to prove herself equal parts loud, insane, and mindbendingly stupid.  Upon being confronted by a horde of the more massive beasts that lurked down here, she proceeded to try and order them around, which proved about as effective as talking to a wall that can somehow also kill you.  She avoided the creatures attack by spontaneously shapeshifting into a giant bird, which also happened to leave her naked.  

“Hate... so... much...”  Nina growled to herself as she began conjuring a huge fireball, “I want to kill you in every conceivable way, but I'd have died by now if I didn't know how to keep my priorities straight.”  Once the huge spell was complete, Nina hurled it at the farthest beast she felt confident she could hit.  The ball exploded on impact,  the flames taking to the creature it hit as well as a few near it.  “That should at least slow them down a bit,” Nina sighed to herself as she dropped to her knees.  Those last two fireballs had taken a lot out of her, so she turned to watch the nest finish burning while she caught her breath.

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!?

Yeah, I love JRPGs, but I've only ever beaten two, those being Chrono Trigger and Persona 3, which I consider to be the BEZT GAEM EVAR and one of the best games ever, respectively.  I've also almost beaten Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy 6, and I've restarted almost every JRPG I've ever played at least once, the reason varying depending on the game.  Also, 8-bit Theatre is awesome, but long as hell and thus a swallower of my free time.

Anyway, welcome, NowhereMan.  This is your initiation:  Having the topic of your introduction thread changed to JRPGs and classic webcomics.  Now you're one of us.