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[King of Shadow]

But Herbert's powers were enough, and he walked out alone to meet Cthulhu

[King Calamity]

Suddenly, Herbert realized why;  He WAS Cthulhu.

[McDanil]

And then, his tits exploded again in a firey fire of molten fire engulfing Cthulhu (who was actually Herbert).

[Redcoat]

This logical contradiction strained the coping skills of the universe.

[Chef]

And so the universe literally turned inside out, something even Cthulhu (or Herbert, if you prefer) could not explain.

[Redcoat]

And so there was KOSMOS!

[Lyon]

And a giant enemy crab!

[SelfSavingMedic]

Dual wielding massive chainsaws!

[McDanil]

With a dress!

[King Calamity]

Naturally, a CRAB BATTLE ensued!

[Lyon]

And Herbert got CRABS! ...DEAD ONES! GIANT ENEMY DEAD ONES!

[King of Shadow]

Then the tits of the dead crabs exploded

[McDanil]

"Tough luck for the crabs," Herbert said slowly and deliberately.

[Just Joe]

He assumed his natural form and sat upon his throne. His mighty tits were a sight to behold; the nipples sitting prominately upon the three breasts...

THREE?!

He had contracted cancer.

Edited by Just Joe, 11 September 2011 - 01:07 PM.

[Redcoat]

And had not read the rules for the game, which stated that he could use one sentence at a time.


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[McDanil]

And so, Herbert lay down the laws of the world with extreme intesity.....in ONE SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

[Vithar Megilaglar]

And then, to angelic chorus, the Sentence God descended upon the world, his power felt far and wide.

[King Calamity]

Cherberthulu then realized that, now that he knew the laws of the universe, he could exploit them.

[Lyon]

Herbert realized suddenly that cancer had been the greatest Christmas present he ever received, for in that moment he would have gotten it regardless, and of a much more severe magnitude than that which he currently had; thus, he was grateful that the Sentence God's wrath had not fallen so heavily upon him.

[McDanil]

Indeed.